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TORCHWOOD

Shades of Ianto (FMAO, +200,000 words)

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The Windhovers (FMAO, ~98,000 words)

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Proof of Your Existence (FMAO, ~25,000 words)

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On Atlas' Shoulders (Missing Scene - "Meat", ~3000 words)

Gwen Discovers Flat Holm (Missing Scene - "Adrift", ~2600 words)



MERLIN (BBC)

No Ordinary Servant (FMAO, 4000+ words)

Mirrored Glass (10,000+ words, Epi Tag - "Le Morte de Arthur", Art - "I Haven't" - by zephre)

A Most Generous Gift (FMAO, 3,000+ words, Dark Themes/Horror, Art - Knife's Edge - by miss_ohmido)

Into His Own (FMAO, 8500+ words, Epi Tag/Future Fic - "Le Morte de Arthur")

Blood in the Water (VID, Uther-centric, implied MxA)

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A Ridiculous Plan (RPS, FMAO, 1300 words)



STARGATE: ATLANTIS

After the Storm (Co-author lilithilien, FMAO, Epi Tag - "The Eye")

Canadian Hazing (FMAO, ~1100 words)

Too Cliche or Not Too Cliche (Crack!Fic)
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Title: "Blood in the Water"
Music Title: "Don't Drink the Water"
Artist: Dave Matthews Band
Creator: sarcasticchick
Characters/Pairing: Uther (focus), Arthur/Merlin (implied)
Spoilers: All Merlin (BBC) epis
Format: IMEEM, wmv
Size: d/l - 23.37MB
Length: 6:50
Summary: A look at Uther's choices - from the Purge into the future and how the consequences of his actions to eradicate magic (as a just King) and the magical from Camelot affects all he holds dear.

"Don't drink the water" was an idea from back during the time of the United States being colonized that there was so much blood in the water from all the fighting/killing of native Americans, that the water was unfit to drink.
Beta/Fluffers: Major thanks and kudos to paraka for the beta, and to lilithilien and cs_whitewolf for the cheerleading.
Media Sources: All Merlin epis, Merlin (movie), The Mists of Avalon, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, CSI:NY (one epi, and yes, seriously, I used a CSI:NY clip)
A/N:
1. All external source vids are used for generic magic/time period purposes and not as fusions of like-subjects.
2. Some Merlin (BBC) content taken out of context for purposes of implications of the future in the 'verse.
3. This has been a labor of love. I am totally not telling how long this has been in the works - from concept to production - cause it's a pathetic looooooong amount of time, but I'm just going to sum it up by saying lilithilien, you may have been right to say that a first vid should not be 7min long ;)
4. I don't know if I am ever vidding again after this. :) All the same - as this is the first vid I've ever done, concrit is accepted and appreciated. Altho some "dude, DMB is *awesome*" would be appreciated too. ;)
5. Lastly (cause every A/N needs 5 points!)...I made the Great Slash Dragon freakin yodel-chant. I win. ;)



MU: D/L HERE. It's a fairly small size, if a larger (like 640x480) size is preferred, just let me know in the comments and I'll get it up'd tomorrow.
IMEEM: update; it's up!


Blood in the Water - sarcasticchick


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Title: A Ridiculous Plan
Author: sarcasticchick
Pairing: Bradley/Colin RPS
Rating: R
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~1300
Summary: He was Bradley-fucking-James; he didn't understand the meaning of the word coward.
Disclaimer: Totally not real. Seriously. Not at all. Unfortunately.
A/N: Written for my fabulous beta Lilithilien who needed a little (lot of) cheering up. I am her bitch, apparently, because I just wrote Bradley/Colin RPS for her.

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8th-Feb-2009 12:26 am - Fic: Into His Own (Merlin/Arthur)
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Title: Into His Own
Author:  sarcasticchick
Pairing:  Merlin/Arthur
Rating: R
Spoilers:  Through 1x13
Warnings:  Char death (secondary chars only), a tiny smidgeon of het (I know, I laughed at myself, too)
Word Count: 8500+
Summary:  Merlin thought nothing of it when Gaius dropped the first clay pot.  It was, after all, an empty pot.  
Disclaimer:  Merlin and Arthur (in this form, because in this form they certainly aren't anything like legend) belong to BBC.
Beta:  lilithilien who again did such an amazing job kicking my ass when things just weren't *right*.
A/N:  Post 1x13 fic. Because there cannot be enough post 1x13 fic.   

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Title: A Most Generous Gift
Author:  sarcasticchick
Pairing:  Merlin/Arthur
Rating: R
Warnings:  Dark themes, no spoilers though occurs after 1x13
Word Count: 3,000+
Summary:  "Such fine metal a peasant could not possess, with little time to hone a sharp blade. Why, I imagine it was a dreadful experience."  
Disclaimer:  Merlin and Arthur (in this form, because in this form they certainly aren't anything like legend) belong to BBC.
Beta:  lilithilien who kicks so much ass she beta'd for me, then with one hand tied behind her back, came up with title and summary.
A/N: re: the warning -  There's no non-con or dub-con, no gory graphic violence, no graphic baum-chicka-wha-wha, but it's admittedly dark and possibly a bit warped if you think at all like me. 

This is written for everyone who watched the show and wondered how and why everyone is so remarkably well-kept (other than to make viewers drool at the pretty people in shiny armor).  I would apologize for the direction my brain took for such a light-hearted show in finding an answer - but I'm saving that for another fic I have in mind. 

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Title: Mirrored Glass
Author:  sarcasticchick
Pairing:  Merlin/Arthur (pre-slash - yeah, I know. I thought the same thing)
Rating: PG13
Spoilers:  Epi Tag for 01x13
Word Count: 10,000+
Summary:  He was supposed to protect his people, starting with his servants and if Merlin believed he couldn't come to Arthur with this then of what purpose was Arthur?   
Disclaimer:  Merlin and Arthur (in this form, because in this form they certainly aren't anything like legend) belong to BBC.
Beta:  lilithilien
A/N:  So, this 'little' fic started with the 'little' idea prompted by the conclusion of epi 13.  And you know how these things go, you're talking with your beta who dragged you into the fandom kicking and screaming, you mention 'you know, Merlin...' and then it essplodes into this enormous episode tag that you've got to dissect and you're telling it from a different angle and bam, you're at 10k words with no memory of how you got there. 

Kinda like those Vegas Wedding Chapels after 12 shots of tequila and an inspired Captain and Tennille duet with a man named Oscar.  Or so I hear.

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Title: No Ordinary Servant
Author: sarcasticchick
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 4000+
Summary: But this ... with this Merlin felt the need to protest. He couldn't raise his hands any higher than his shoulders from exhaustion - surely that meant something?
Disclaimer: Merlin and Arthur (in this form, because in this form they certainly aren't anything like legend) belong to BBC.
A/N: So, wtf, 'Merlin' fic?? Seriously? Someone check my sanity, please. Like I need another fandom! And you have no idea how hard it was to type 'Merlin' instead of 'Ianto.'

Written for my fabulous beta Lilithilien who was totally utterly overworked yesterday so I thought she could use some porny goodness to cheer her up. And nothing says love like boys smexxin in bathtubs.

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Title: The Fledgling
Series 'Verse: The Windhovers
Chapter: 8 of 8
Author: sarcasticchick
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: R
Spoilers: TW S1, S2
Fluffers/Betas: lilithilien
Summary: "All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo Galilei
A/N: Okay, so I'm embarrassed. I said with Chapter 5 that the next week would be the last chapter. However, upon writing, the ending tallied up to about 20k words. But I didn't dare post last Monday without the story being done! So, BONUS. 3 chapters for the price of 2 weeks!! Aren't you glad you stuck with me? ;)

Notes and thanks at the end of Chapter 8.

Previous Chapters:
The Windhovers: The Beginning(complete)
The Fledgling (1 of 8)
The Fledgling (2 of 8)
The Fledgling (3 of 8)
The Fledgling (4 of 8)
The Fledgling (5 of 8)
The Fledgling (6 of 8)
The Fledgling (7 of 8)

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janto!
Title: The Fledgling
Series 'Verse: The Windhovers
Chapter: 7 of 8
Author: sarcasticchick
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: R
Spoilers: TW S1, S2
Fluffers/Betas: lilithilien
Summary: "All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo Galilei
A/N: Okay, so I'm embarrassed. I said with Chapter 5 that the next week would be the last chapter. However, upon writing, the ending tallied up to about 20k words. But I didn't dare post last Monday without the story being done! So, BONUS. 3 chapters for the price of 2 weeks!! Aren't you glad you stuck with me? ;)

Notes and thanks at the end of Chapter 8.

Previous Chapters:
The Windhovers: The Beginning(complete)
The Fledgling (1 of 8)
The Fledgling (2 of 8)
The Fledgling (3 of 8)
The Fledgling (4 of 8)
The Fledgling (5 of 8)
The Fledgling (6 of 8)

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